Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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