Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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