I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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