Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
MIDGETS
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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