you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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