I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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