You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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