we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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