I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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