maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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