Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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