have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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