Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
