this beer tastes like vomit already
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
whose parrot is this?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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