what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
