Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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