Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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