At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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