Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just found puke in my bra..
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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