he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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