Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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