So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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