I showed him my bush... on skype.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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