I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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