My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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