Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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