I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I feel like abortions should bother me more
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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