the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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