i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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