I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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