I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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