sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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