Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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