I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I am one with the molecules
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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