Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Randomize
