And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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