this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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