she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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