Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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