**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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