Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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