I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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