She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My breasts were aching with rage.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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