Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
