I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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