Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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