I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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