I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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