I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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