it hurts more in the daytime
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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